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UN acryonyms

This is what happens when my sister Ruth and I get together: we get stupid and larf about silly things. This happens in the virtual-life (MSN messenger) as well as in real-life.

This got set off when I told her I needed to get some photos to UNIFEM for some posters they're making.

Here are some of our home-made UN acronyms:
UNIMALE: sad, overweight males working in windowless offices in NYC HQ
UNIBOMBER: UN worker gone postal
UNIBROW: cosmetic surgery unit of UN Medical Services
UNIVORE: cannibals of the UN
UNIFORM: the UN paperwork crew
UNICORN: the staple distributed by WFP to refugee camps
UNID2SHUTUP: good advice for fledgling UN consultants like myself.
and finally:
UNIDALIFE: what is said to poor overworked UN interns on Friday at 5pm

Credits:
Laughing people: Ruth and myself
Creative Director: Ruth (as per her instructions)

(c) 2005 Larf till u barf Productions

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